The Flaky Friend: Deal or No Deal?

The flaky friend. Everyone has them. Some put up with them. Others write them off as soon as they themselves are written off. They have a bad rap, but some friendships may be saved despite flakes' despicable habits of treating you like you don't matter.

I have about three good friends who are flakes, and one better friend who is becoming a flake. While I have ditched some flakes in the past, I don't cut these particular friends off completely because I love them dearly and I have tremendous fun when we are together. There is a formula to figure out if a flake is a true friend or a jerk that you should brush off yourself. After all, why should you be subjected to such treatment time and time again? Keep in mind that friendships are situational: one person's flaky friend could be another's ex-friend.

Ditch the Flake or Stay and Play?
Answer yes or no to the following questions.

1. Is your friendship a two-way street? Do you see this give-and-take relationship continuing in the future, despite a less-than-perfect present?
2. Is your friend's habit of flakiness a recent development?
3. Are you comfortable enough to confront your friend about their bad behavior? Do you think he/she will be willing to listen and make an effort to be less of a flake?
4. Are you willing to have a less close friendship with this person until they finish whatever project they are so consumed with (i.e. undergraduate thesis, master's degree, new boyfriend)? What if that "project" is a permanent fixture (i.e. a child, a husband, a demanding career)?
5. Do you feel appreciated in this friendship more than you feel brushed off or unimportant?

If you answered "yes" to most of the questions, then I would advise that you stick it out with your flaky friend; it seems that this is a true friend with a lot on their plate who needs a little wiggle room. Don't be afraid to call them on their flaky behavior, however: let them know that it hurts you when they ignore you, do not call you back, or keep ditching your appointments last minute. Be understanding of their busy situation, but do not let yourself become a doormat.

If you answered "no" to most of the questions, ditch the sorry sack! Or at least distance yourself from this person who does not make you feel like the million bucks you are worth. As the wise Oprah Winfrey once said, "Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher." You deserve better than the way they treat you. I promise you there are better friends out there who will appreciate you for who you are. Why should you sit home on a Friday night because of this rude dude?

Some remedies for post-flaky friendship: Go out there and meet some new people--it will make you feel better than you have in awhile. Call a friend you haven't spoken to in a few months--maybe they are waiting for their flaky friend (that's you this time) to become available. Spend some time with your family. You can choose your friends, but you're stuck with your family! Might as well develop those relationships as well.

Twitter vs. Facebook: A Battle of Epic Proportions

Twitter or Facebook? Facebook or Twitter? Decisions, decisions! Initially, when Facebook was redesigned for the one millionth time, the "status update" was the hot topic of debate. After all, who cares what you're eating, reading, watching, doing or not-doing at the moment...right? And then there's those really annoying FB friends who update their status 20 times a day. If these are your gripes about Facebook and the status update, then Twitter is most likely not for you.

These were my hesitations about Twitter before I started to tweet and became a Twitter dweeb, more familiarly known as a "tweeb" (Side note: currently researching the copyrighting process for term coinage.) In fact, I only started using Twitter as a tool to update my Facebook status! But nowadays, I find myself getting frustrated with Facebook. It is no longer lightning fast -- when the pictures crank to load, I get flashbacks to the stone age of dial-up connections. ::shudder:: I also am horrified by all of the pointless applications like Farmville and WasteoftimeZoo that spam my newsfeed. Facebook is becoming more like MySpace every day. Which makes me think of pedophiles and creepers. Blech.

Thus, I have found myself enjoying Twitter so much that I have decided that I like Twitter more than Facebook. Oh, the humanity! If you had predicted that this phenomenon would happen when I was a college student, I never would have believed you. I would have screamed "Blasphemer!" right in your face and ran away with my hands over my ears.

Some may argue that Twitter is just "too hard to figure out." Well, I'm sure there's a "Twitter for Dummies" book out there that you can pick up at Barnes & Noble. Or, you could just sign up for an account and troubleshoot. Usually, the Tweebs will show you the ropes, like how to hashtag, retweet, and make @replies. Twitter even has a helpful Twitter support section for newbies. Others bash Twitter for not having the security and privacy settings of Facebook. Privacy, shmivacy. It's not like I'm tweeting my Social Security Number.

What's the point of Twitter? I don't have an answer for you. All I know is that I like to tweet and tweeting likes me. As a member of Generation Y, you have a social responsibility to at least give Twitter a college try. It won't kill ya! (But no guarantees...weirder things have happened.) Happy Tweeting!